April 2012
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When 1D came on I was like
harrehscurlsgetgirls:
When I say I'm ugly. I’m serious.
At times, don’t get me wrong, I think I’m a bit decent looking. But overall, I think I’m so unattractive. I’m not fishing for compliments. There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare. Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces, anything, they’re still pretty while doing it. I wish I was more appealing. Honestly.
dad: what are you listening to?
me: uh i'm lis-
dad: the devil wears gucci?
dad: a day to forget?
dad: sleeping with silence?
dad: august burns purple?
me:
dad: laughs for 10 minutes at own jokes
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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A normal person’s reaction to when someone tell you they’re 108 years old.
Bella’s reaction.
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